The Substitute Ring

Andy felt it necessary to get me a substitute ring while the real one is being sized. He marched me into Claire’s at the mall and proudly asked the salesgirl “Where are your giant fake engagement rings?” So I am now wearing a giant, sparkly 3 carat fake rock. It’s a little big, but it’s kinda pretty.

Andy said maybe he should’ve got me this one first. I told him I would’ve still said yes…and he could’ve saved a whole lot of money!! (Plus, now that I’m getting used to wearing this gawdy thing it’s gonna seem like the jeweler shrunk my real ring!)